Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses

Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF

Unbeatable love of Rajinikanth for his GF
Girlfriend: Mera koi picha karta rehta he
Rajinikanth: ok i'll Cut it,
Girlfriend: Hey where is my shadow?

Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah

Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Barish hui aur bhig gaye hum, wah wah
Are aage kya hua?
Hona kya tha
"RAJNIKANTH"ne phoonk mari aur sukh gaye hum.

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi

English Movies Dubbed in Hindi:
Hurt Locker – Ghayal Tijori
Batman- Ballebaj
She’s the man- Bobby darling
Blood diamond- Khooni Heera
Saw- Dekha
Saw2- Doabara Dekha
Saw3- Phirse Dekha
Saw4- Baar Baar Dekha
Superman,Spiderman,X-men,Hulk etc- Rajnikanth

Breaking News

Breaking News:
Rajnikanth Purchases Two NANO Cars for
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Skating…!!

Rajnikant on kbc

Rajnikant on kbc",-
Amitabhji-
Rajniji ke lie pehla quistion pes kia jae...
On camputer screen- cn i use life line....?

Rajnikanth

Rajnikanth Apni Beti Ki Shadi Me Khud DJ Bana.
Adhe Gante Bad Party Me Ek UFO Utra Or
Alien Nikal Kr Bola Plz Awaj Kam Kr Lijiye Mere Bete Ka Kl Exam H.

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di

1 bar chand pe 1 Makkhi dikhai di.
NASA k officers khus ho gaye-
LIFE ON MOON
LIFE ON MOON
Baad Me pata chala
RAJNIKANT patang uda rha tha..!!!

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Rajnikant & A Girl were

Rajnikant & A Girl were
Playing Cards (Teen Patti),
Rajnikant had 3 Ekkas (AAA)
But cud not win, Why?
Bcoz the Girl had 3 Rajnikants.

DHOOM 3

DHOOM 3
Jhohn, Rhritk and Amir on BIKE
Wid speed of 200km/hr
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Rajanikant overtakes them
Wid Bicycle n says
"Beta Save Fuel Use cycle":)

People Update Status

People Update Status
Via BlackBerry,
IPhone,
IPad, Etc..
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Rajinikanth Updates Status
Via Calculator!

Cant beat this one

Cant beat this one-
Rajnikanth's dog's house
Has a signboard on it, saying..
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Maalik Se Sawdhan. :p

Teacher

Teacher-
Agar raat me machhar kaate to kya karna chahie?.
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Santa- Chup chaap khujaakar so jana
Chahie qki aap RAJNIKANT to ho nahi
Jo machhar se sorry bulwa
loge..=)) =D

Vo kaun aadmi hai

Vo kaun aadmi hai
Ko ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai????
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TRAFFIC POLICE yaar...
Tum bhi na ...
Har bar rajnikant nahi ata..

Once Rajnikant

Once Rajnikant
donated a drop of blood to a poor, weak n sick child..
That little boy is now called:-
THE GREAT KHALI

Ek din thuk ne ka compitison hua to

Ek din thuk ne ka compitison hua to usme rajnikant.gajni aur kurji ne participet kiya.
Pehle gajni ne thuka to uski thuk 200 kilomitter ja kar padi.
Fir rajni ne thuka to uski thuk 2000 km jake padi.
Aur kurji aaya pehle usne SHIVAJI bidi pi fir aa hh thu Kiya sab log dhundhne lage ki thuk kaha gai.
Jab thuk na mili to sab judge ne tay kiya ki ye thuka hi nahi tha..
Dusre din Breaking news aayi ki chin me chip chipi barish hui.

NOKIA planning to launch

NOKIA planning to launch
Rajnikanth 'R' series in 2012
Features:
*20sims
*10yr battery backup
*1 ZB memory
*1000 Megapixles Cam
*TV
*Oven
*Washing Machine
*Fridge
*AC
*Mini Rocket Launcher
*Mini AK-47
and the new special feature 24G which is better than 3G
In this u can pul-out the person from phone & talk directly!!:D

Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu

Rajnikant ne Robot film kyu
banayi..??
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. Kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke
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aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi,
machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar
sakti hai...:p :O :D :D

RAJNI VS. BAPU

RAJNI VS. BAPU
RAJNI:Mai ek jump maru to
Chand par aur dusre jump me suraj par
Pahuch sakta hu tum kya kar sakte ho.
BAPU:"AAPDE EVA VANDRA VEDA NATHI KARTA"

1 Var Rajnikant Jungle Ma Gyo

1 Var Rajnikant Jungle Ma Gyo
Same Kutru Malyu
Rajnikant
Hi, I M Rajni. Superstar Rajni
Kutru Rajnikant Ne Kardi Gayu & Bolyu:-
I M Kutru.
Hadkayu Kutru.