Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do

Santa: sister muje 1 bottle blood de do.
Nurse: Blood group bolo.
Santa: koi b chalega.
Nurse: kaise chalega?
Santa: Girl friend ko Love Letter likhna hai

Santa

Santa:
Train Me Neend Nahi Aayi
Upar Ki Seat Thi
Bahut Garmi Thi
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Banta:
Toh Exchange Karna Tha Na
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Santa:
Kisse Karta?
Niche Seat Pe Koi Tha Hi Nahi...

Santa: mere paas

Santa: mere paas..
gadi he,
bangla he,
bank balance he,sab he..
kya hai tumhare paas?
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Banta:
Mere paas un sab ki Duplicate chaavi hai..

Santa banta jokes in hindi

Santa banta jokes in hindi
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
Banta santa se: nahi pata.
Santa banta se: Are aaj kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
banta: bata phir.
Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab "Mai Bhi Anna"

Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile

Santa aur Banta salon ke baad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai.
Santa: Kaisi hai tumhari BV?
Banta: Swarg ki apsara hai or teri?
Santa: Meri to abhi Zinda hai.

Santa: Abe Yaar Ye 'NOTHING' Ka Kya Mtlb h

Santa: Abe Yaar Ye 'NOTHING' Ka Kya Mtlb h?
Banta:"Kuch Nahi"
Santa: Chal Na!
Aisa Ho Hi Nhi Sakta!
Jab Word Bna h,
Toh Kuch Toh Matlab Hoga!

ATM me santa banta k piche khada has raha tha

ATM me santa banta k piche khada has raha tha?
Snta :Ha,Ha,mene tera password dekha.
Bnta: kya h?
S: 4 stars (****)
B: Ha,Ha,galat 1212

Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li

Santa ne BUS ME 2TICKET Li
Conductor-2 Q?
Santa-1 kho gyi to DUSRI RAHEGI.
Cndtr-AGAR DUSRI KHO GAYI TO.
SAnta-TO "PASS" KAB KAAM AYEGA.

Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the

Santa Ke Jale Huwe Lips the.
KisiNe Pucha Kaise Jale
Santa:Wife Ko Station drop krne Gya Tha,
Khushi K Mare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya

Santa-Mai tujhe phone kar raha tha

Santa-Mai tujhe phone kar raha tha
par tera mob no bhul gaya
Banta-Hatt pagal!
msg karke puch leta
Santa-Sorry yaar
dimag me nahi aaya.

Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He

Santa-Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane He,
Mobile Shop Wala- Memory Card He Kya?
Santa-Nahi Memory Card Nahi He
"RASAN CARD" Chalega?

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi

Santa Banta Ki Khub Pitai Huyi
Par Q
Qki
Dono B'Day Party Me Muft Ka Khana Khaate Pakde Gye
Or
Kehne Lage: Hum Ladke Walo k Taraf-Se Hai

Santa in KBC

Santa in KBC -Qus.:-
Videsh jane wali Pehli Bhartiya
Mahila Kaun thi..?
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Santa- Sitaji..!
(Ravan k sath Srilanka)

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall

Santa to Banta in Exam Hall:"Oye extra pen hai kya" ??
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Banta: "Ek hi hai"

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Santa: "Abe Ek hi chahiye"

Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta

Girlfrnd-Apke bina mera zee nahi lagta








Santa:Zee nahi lagta to isme kya hai
sony ya star plus laga lo wo bhi achhe
channel hai

SaNTa:KyO Be

SaNTa:KyO Be
KaHa Ja RaHa Hai
BaNTa:YaR
KaarKhane Ja RaHa Hu.
SaNTa:
AbE SaaLe
ULLu BaNaTa Hai;>;>
Itni BaDi CAR
Tu KaiSe KhaYeGa::;)

Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho

Banta- Truck Dekhkar Darte Kyo Ho?
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Santa- Ek Truck Driver Meri Biwi Lekar Bhag Gaya,
Darr Hai Wo Wapas Na Aa Jaye

Ek Din SANTA Ne

Ek Din SANTA Ne Bahut Sundar Ladki Dekhi Aur Socha.

Bahut Socha
.
Kiya Socha?
.
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Kaash Ye Meri
Mummy Hoti To
Me Bhi Sundar Hota..

Snta

Snta:-
Itne aware log FOOTBALL ko LAAT kyo mar the he.....????
Bnta:-
Abe Gadhe,
GOAL
Krne ke lite.
Snta:-
GOL
Hi to he or kitna
GOL
Krenge..
Heart

Santa Gusse Me

Santa Gusse Me:-
Waiter!
Chiken Biryani Me Chiken NaHi hai.?
Waiter:Sahab,
Gulab Jamun Me Kon Sa Gulab hota hai?
Santa:Ha Yaar Sorry...