Bacha teacher se

Bacha teacher se:" aap mujhe
acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi
karunga..
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Miss gusse me:" mujhe bachose
nafrat hai..
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Bachha:" miss me koshish
karunga bachhe na ho.

Wife: Ek baat bolun??

Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.
Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi
thi???
Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar
padi thi...

5 years old boy

5 years old boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Awww ! I Love u Too..
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16 years Old Boy :-
I Love u Mom.
MoM :- Sorry ! I Have No
Money...
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25 years Old Boy :- I Love u Mom.
Mom :- Kon hai ? Kahan rehti hai wo ?
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Moral : Maa Sab Janti hai
But the Best is
35 yr old man : mom I love you ..
Mom : beta pehle hi bola tha uss chudel se shadi mat kar na...
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And the best one...45 yr old man : mom i love you..... mom:beta mai koi bhi paper sign nahi karugi.

Admit it

Admit it,
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your life was much better before Whatsapp

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se" Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho.. ??
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BUS Driver:"24 Ghante..
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Aadmi Herat Se:"Wo Kese.. ??
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BUS Driver:"12 Ghante Is BUS Me..

dusre 12 Ghante Biwi ke BUS Me.

A guy just updated that

A guy just updated that -
"he found his love on delhi metro"
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ßc yaha to Metro mai seat tak milti nahi ,
aur logo ko true love bhi mil jata hai......

College

College canteens are the witness of
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world's best friendships ever..

Whos aamir khan???

Whos aamir khan???
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The guy who cant walk in a thick pipe in the movie ISHQ is riding a bike in dat same pipe..

2 minutes of silence

2 minutes of silence for the boys who said on 1st January 2013,
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"Bhai agle saal to New Year party me ladki ke saath hi aaunga."

Two girls found Rs 1000

Two girls found Rs 1000
on road................
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Girl 1 : what to do with this
money now?
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Girl 2 : lets take 50-50
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Girl1 : okay but what about other rs. 900 ?

Airtel & Vodafone still believes that

Airtel & Vodafone still believes that-
a person having a smartphone. ..
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Must download Songs
by Rs. 10 with their links not from free websites.

Zindgi k 5 sach...

Zindgi k 5 sach...
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Sach no 1:" maa k siwa koi wafadar
nhi
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Sach no. 2:" gareeb ka koi dost
nahi
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sach no. 3:" log acchi seerat ko nahi
achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai
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Sach no 4:" izzat sirf paise ki hai
insaan ki nahi
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Sach no 5:" insaan jis shakhs ko dil
se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai

Agree...???

Always respect two people

Always respect two people:
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Who has spent all his time and
wealth for u :- DAD
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Who has spent all her nights to pray
for you :- MOM

Santa Claus

Santa Claus was the 2nd biggest lie of our childhood.
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The first was -
The Undertaker coming back from the dead 7 times.

When a girl Is in her Mayka

When a girl Is in her Mayka-
she stays like a
RANI,
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Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai,
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Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte
BAI ban jaati
hai.
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Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai! !!!!

Dhoom-3 Deleted scene

Dhoom-3 Deleted scene:
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In first scene John & Hrithik tell Amir :-
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"yaar Bindaas chori kar,
Ye Jai and Ali aajtak kisi ko nahi pakad paye hain"

1 Mendhak pandit k pas gya or Apna future pucha.

1 Mendhak pandit k pas gya or Apna future pucha.

Pandit-Tujhe 1 Ladki milegi or
Tera Dil le jayegi!

Mendhak khushi se-Wo milegi kha?

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Pandit- BIOLOGY LAB me !!!

Don't curse life for being unfair to you

Don't curse life for being unfair to you. Whenever you feel like a loser, .
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remember that there are people who participate in Bigg Boss

Arvind Kejriwal now needs a telephone

Arvind Kejriwal now needs a telephone, a typewriter and a fax machine and WHAM every other corrupt official suspended...
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He even has initials matching Anil Kapoor.

During a math test

During a math test:

Me: my answer = 23

Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362

Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer