Wife: Ek baat bolun??

Wife: Ek baat bolun???
Husband: Haan yaar, bolo...
Wife: Maaroge to nahi?
Husband: Kya bol rahi ho, kyun marunga bhala tumhe?
Wife: Daantoge bhin nahin....?
Husband: Bilkul nahin daantunga..., baat toh batao.
Wife: Main pregnant hun.
Husband: Hurray !!! Pagli kahin ki, it's a good news, darr kyun rahi
thi???
Wife: College ke dino mein ek baar papa ko bataya tha to badi maar
padi thi...